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So getting back on track

BrendanS

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Harry having got pissed off with most of proceedings has kicked the crew off stage with hefty input from his rear (legs) and decided to produce the show himself.

After laying down hug amounts of hay, so prat falls won't be so painful, and lunch is on tap...

Pauline is reintroduced as Barbarella, and Duran duran plays in the background. (previous panto players will know the appropriate responses amongst which arghhh, ohhh, yeeees, yeeees,yesss, get off you git, will appear) and yet, the orgasmatron is irresistible

Julie, being naive and young (shHH, SHE'S BEHIND YOU!)decides to play with the orgasmatron, and turns up the volume. At which everyone yells how much they hate Duran Duran!

Harry decides he hates the turn this panto is taking, and tucks himself into a 70's furry lined ice ship, and takes off into the sunset, taking most of the female cast with him

Harry in the meantime is waylaid by a strange looking woman with big teeth offering him a very big glossy red apple, and asking him to look into the fur wrapped mirror which is in a large sleigh
 

Mike21

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That the apple being bad.................................

or just the panto /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

D3B

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not mucky wots its name in drag again /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif


Now the trouble wiv these usherettes wos they came from near liverpool and were only selling tickling sticks
thats one up yer khyber pass missus
 
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