Gargleblaster
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From 'A Teacup in a Storm' by Mick Conefrey, Harper Collins, 2005
How to always have a fresher pair of underpants on a long expedition
1. Take two pairs of underpants or knickers, A + B.
2. In week one wear pair A.
3. In weeks 2 and 3 wear pair B.
4. In weeks 4 and 5, wear pair A, which having only been worn for 1 week, is now fresher than pair B.
5. In weeks 6 and 7, wear pair B which having only been worn for 2 weeks is now fresher than pair A.
6. And so on and so on.....
How to always have a fresher pair of underpants on a long expedition
1. Take two pairs of underpants or knickers, A + B.
2. In week one wear pair A.
3. In weeks 2 and 3 wear pair B.
4. In weeks 4 and 5, wear pair A, which having only been worn for 1 week, is now fresher than pair B.
5. In weeks 6 and 7, wear pair B which having only been worn for 2 weeks is now fresher than pair A.
6. And so on and so on.....