Essential kit

[Colin_S]

Again this year I am crew on a complete stranger's boat so I need a little help with what to pack to create the right impression. I was thinking of a few items that could be casually strewn around my bunk and so far have come up with the follwing......

Bottle of chain saw oil
Some female underwear
Tube of KY gell

I've also found a huge cardboard box that I've filled with breeze blocks and wrote in big letters the word Medicine on the side and I'm just waiting for a set of Billy Bob teeth to arrive in the post.

Does that just about cover it or have I missed anything?

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

I find that several empty scotch bottles help as well....

 

[powerskipper]

a suppile of rubbers , and on them seeing them, say "practise makes perfect"









chart work you know.